Don't Ever Feed a Dinosaur, by Baudelaire Jones

Don't Ever Feed a Dinosaur

Don't ever feed a dinosaur.
He might bite off your arm.
That is, if he's a carnivore,
If not, he'll do no harm.   It's not hard to tell the difference.
It's a cinch to diagnose.
If you can see his teeth, you know
You're standing much too close! - Baudelaire Jones

Baudelaire Jones