Ass Poems

Ass Poems

The Waggoner, by William Wordsworth

Canto the First 'Tis spentthis burning day of ...

The Waggoner, by William Wordsworth

Canto the First 'Tis spentthis burning day of ...

Visions of the Daughters of Albion, by William Blake

The Argument I lovè d Theotormon,
An...

My Friend, My Brother, by Alfred Mortier

NOT as it seems, friend, brother, is my life...

On Fools, by Bhartrhari

She whom I worship night and day, she loathes ...

Father Pumpkin; or, Always in Luck, by John Godfrey Saxe

AN ARABIAN TALE I In Cairo once there dwelt a...

Raising Eve From The Red Earth, by Johnny Noir

Raising Eve from the red earth beneath the shad...

Booty, by Joshua Knight

Once in a man’ s life
he’ s seen ...

Conversations with Patriotism, by Joshua Knight

Under a tree
near the cement shore of a man-ma...

Delicatessen, by Joyce Kilmer

Why is that wanton gossip Fame
So dumb about t...

To a Young Poet Who Killed Himself, by Joyce Kilmer

When you had played with life a space
And made...

The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyám, by Omar Khayyám

I

WAKE! For the Sun, who scatter'd into ...

The Window, by Stéphane Mallarmé

TIRED of the fetid smell that climbs and sticks...

Ever Watchful, by Ta' Abbata Sharra

Nor exults he nor complains he; silent bears wh...

The Diverting History of John Gilpin, by William Cowper

Showing how he went farther than he intended, ...